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Hi guys! I am about here to find out if any ow you would like to see me Hungaryan guy, on a stand up comedy in UK? Well you can tell me now: what we know about hem? Will be funny? Or just make us cry all night? I do believe I can tell you guys some nice story. I am in a building business now about 20 years, I see a lot:)

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New Idea to capture the ladies Interest in naturism

Wendy's now successfully organized a venue in Essex for the use of any interested ladies wanting to try a clothing optional swim, sauna, steam room etc. in privacy and security without males present. She now needs any and many ladies to contact her to ascertain if there's any support before the final go ahead. Please please think about attending or telling anyone you think might like the idea. This is a new idea run for women nationally so come on girls. Refer to: http://www.clubnat.org.uk/

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Morfa Dyffryn

Visited Morfa for the 1st time on Friday 10th for a couple of hours at lunchtime - there were lots of people there which was good. The weather was very good indeed. I went again this Sunday lunchtime again for a couple of hours. Weather not so good today but didnt stop the few hardy souls that took a chance. Very pleasant time I had. Cannot wait to go back again!!!

How i started in naturism

I never wore a lot to a beach. String bikini type suits,thong or gstring. So going nude seemed to be the next obvious step. So i found a nice quiet beach in Devon and being the only one there thought why not go nude so i did and have not looked back. I still wear them on non naturist beaches or in my garden as i can't go nude there because i am overlooked.

Becoming a 'real' naturist

I've always been a solo naturist. I'm in my late 40's now - married with a son - and ever since my late teens I've loved to be naked outside. Initially, I'd do it to 'dare' myself. Then, time passed and family came along so my nakedness and nudity took a back seat. My wife isn't interested in trying naturism so I couldn't 'share' my passion. Along with family and the passage of time came home cooking and family contentedness with the inevitable change in body shape. I should have done something about it a long time ago but between one thing and another, I didn't. However, I've recently come to terms with my body shape and I've accepted that I'm not Brad Clooney or George Pitt and I started to get back into the idea of naturism.

A chill out holiday 2011

Winter break in El Portús, Spain. www.elportus.com My friend Phil and I decided to have the Christmas period away from it all and fly off somewhere warmer for a couple of weeks. As Andrew Welch is now the UK rep for El Portús, Spain I contacted him to find out what was available. At the time of asking all types of accommodation for any dates were there for the booking. Given the options and prices we settled on a Type B “mobile home” also called a casita as that had the luxury of a bedroom each rather than the pricier Hacienda which have one bedroom and a sofa bed, from 15th - 29th December. The casita allocated to us actually had 3 bedrooms. A double bed, 2 single beds and a room with 1 single bed. We booked our flights from Stansted to Alicante. Although Murcia airport is much closer the flight times and price suited us better. Murcia is about half hour from El Portús and Alicante about hour and half drive. We left the cold UK drizzle full of the anticipation of a warm and sunny fortnight.

Tarot cards

In the dark gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news; "There is no easy way to tell you this so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a quick, violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the Tarot cards, the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her trembling hands. She took a few deep breaths to try to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked:

We men are Honest:

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No ." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes. " The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

Joke of the Year

Hans, a middle-aged German tourist on his first visit to Orlando, Florida, finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit,and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away. The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola,will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Hans. The sit and talk,frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Men V Women. Who usually gets naked?

On television recently a debate came up about walking around the house naked. The main thread of the item was that it is most usual for men to walk around the house naked or to not care who see's them naked. It seems that most women prefer to cover up & are more body-aware & body critical. Women try to avoid full length mirrors or any view of themselves around the waist, hips or thighs. Men are less worried about bulges & extra bits of fat gathering in easily seen places.

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What You See.>> Is What You Get !

The thorny topic of outdoor nakedness has recently raised it's head in the press again, an elderley man has been prosecuted for 'Behaviour Likely To Cause Alarm & Distress' after he was seen doing various d.i.y. tasks around the outside of his home totally naked. I have myself ventured out into my back gardens naked, both to sunbathe & to do gardening tasks. (not in last year due to ill health). My nearest neighbours were aware that I ventured naked outside & they joined the fun of the situation rather than complain. I first saw then 'peeping' from upstairs windows at me, then on other occassions I saw them peering through dense privet hedging, later I heard ribald laughter & jokes about streakers, then after all of this had been played out to it's length without bad feeling or comments the situation was 'accepted'.

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