
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, and ask your brother if he`d sleep with Tom
Cruise for a million quid. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
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So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
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The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid? The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"
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The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million quid?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"
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The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we`re sitting on three million quid, but realistically, we`re living with two sluts and a homosexual."
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