A woman pregnant with triplets
was walking down the street when a
maskedrobber ran out of a bank
and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily
the babies were OK.
The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because
itwas too risky to operate.
She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years,
and then one daughter walked
intothe room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother."
I was taking a tinkle
and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it
was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second
daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom, I was taking a tinkle and
thisbullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained
what happened 16 years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in
tears.
"Its okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened.
You were taking a tinkle and
a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and
I
shot the dog."
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