A man walks into a bar, sits on a stool and places a box on the bar in front of him. From the box he takes a small piano, bench and little man who promptly sits and begins to play.
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The bartender demands, "you gotta tell me where you got that"
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"Buy me a shot, and I'll show ya", says the guy.
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"Done!!",the bartender replies.
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The man then takes from his coat a magic lamp.
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"Is that what I think it is, you have got to let me give it a try," exclaims the bartender.
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"Give me another shot of whiskey and you got a deal".
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Waiting for this moment his entire life the bartender begins to
rub the lamp. WHOOSH!!! out pops a Genie.
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"I'll grant you one wish" says the Genie.
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"I have waited for this my whole life, I know just what I want. I want A million bucks!!!" says the bartender.
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"Your wish is granted...." POOOFF!!the Genie was gone.
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A few minutes pass and there is a huge rumble outside the bar. Suddenly the doors fly open and in comes these ducks, there are Mallards everywhere, on the bar, on the floor, on the tables, everywhere!!
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Irritated now, the bartender screams, "I said a Million Bucks, not a
Million Ducks!!!"
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The man says "You think I asked for a ten inch pianist?"
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Sorry! :D, Ian.
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