Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
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One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO.
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Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "
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She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
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Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."
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So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
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Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.
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She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
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Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
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