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Unfortunately due to only 2 people entering the limerick competition, both will receive a £15 voucher for their time and dedication and some very amusing little limericks.
The remaining £20 prize will be carried forward to October's competition... to be announced shortly (and this will be easier for all!)
Entries from Sam
There was a young naturist from Brough
Whose first time at the beach was quite tough
He went as a single
And found he talked to the shingle
And the next time he'll join in the buff
There was a young naturist from Ware
Whose first time at the beach was a dare
She went topless to start
And found she took it to heart
And the next time she's totally bare
There was a young naturist from Poole
Whose first time at the beach was not cool
He went sunbathing on rocks
And found he should've worn socks
And the next time he'll sit a stool
There was a young naturist from Hull
Whose first time at the beach was quite dull
She went round the corner
And found no one to warn 'er!
And the next time she'll make sure it's full
Entries from Pat
There was a young naturist from Darjeeling
Whose first time at the beach seemed so appealing
He went with some mates
And found it so great
And the next time took his clothes off as well
There was a young naturist from the Azores
Whose first time at the beach was such a bore
She went all alone
And found she had forgotten her ‘phone
And the next time remembered her ‘phone and had fun texting all day
There was a young naturist from Bagshot
Whose first time at the beach was so hot
He went and got burnt
And found a lesson well learnt
And the next time slapped on the factor 40
There was a young naturist from Brum
Whose first time at the beach was such fun
He went into the sea
And found it come up to his knees
And the next time waited for the tide to come in
There was a young naturist from South Wold
Whose first time at the beach was so cold
She went to get tanned
And found it not all she planned
And the next time went in summer instead
There was a young naturist from Southend
Whose first time at the beach drove him round the bend
He went dressed in yellow
And found the mozzies thought him a tasty fellow
And the next time wore blue, red or green, anything except yellow
There was a young naturist from In The Buff
Whose first time at the beach couldn’t come soon enough
He went on the BN beach day
And found the traffic got in the way
And the next time laid in the garden instead
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