A woman was in hospital and makes a phone call.
Woman: Hello, is that the William Harvey Hospital?
WHH. Yes, this is the William Harvey.
Woman: Can you put me through to kings ward please.
WHH: Just one moment please.
Kings: Hello, kings ward, Nurse Thomas speaking.
Woman: Hello, could you tell me how Mrs. Watts is getting along in room 2 bed 5 please?
Kings. Mrs. Watts has had her operation and is responding very well indeed to her treatment and if she continues to improve like this she will be discharged the day after tomorrow.
Woman: Oh I am so pleased I could jump over the moon, that is certainly wonderful and fantastic news I am so happy, thank you, thank you so much indeed.
Kings: You certainly sound very happy about it madam, are you a relation or very close friend perhaps of Mrs. Watts.
Woman: No Nurse Thomas, I am Mrs. Watts in room 2 bed 5 but no bugger tells you s** all in this b****y place.
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