Some time ago, I seem to remember, Admin asked for ideas and suggestions to beef ones ITB site up. Well, being a little on the slow side, I have finaly thought of an idea that would definately benefit me and maybe others. The grand idea came to me whilst flicking through The Times in the club the other day. Always looking for smut and gossip, I searched for the agony page. Of course, The Times does not have one, except for the political section. So It started one wondering. My suggestion is this, An Agony Section in three parts.
Part One. Agony Aunt Pat, resolves your problems and suggests advice for those difficult items in life. She is very good, you know, at putting one at ease and solving those little crises that crop up now and then.
Part Two. Wills 'Mens Health & Advice Page'. Will is such a good lad at solving the little problems that us boys have.
Part Three. Bi-o naturist problem page. Perhaps one of the other erstwhile members could act as a clearing house, for those fortunate or unfortunate to have a well placed foot in both camps.
For example, my little problem probably falls in the third category mentioned above. Most people know, I am on the wrong side of the big five oh. I am not embarressed by this any longer, having got used to rejection, humiliation etc. However, I ramble. My problem is one of temperature. I didnt have a problem when younger but now when I go out, this one part gets very hot. I have tried it up and I have tried it down, I have even tried it covered. It doesnt seem to matter, although people have told me that white reflects, but mine is red. Not bright red, you understand, dear reader, just sort of reddish. Even when I've got the old engine started, it still stays hot.
Now, I know I prefer a younger model, but I cannot afford it on the meagre pittance that one has to subject oneself to these days, to earn a crust. So I am afraid I am stuck with my 12 year old.
Yes my beloved BMW. Old, reddish, and clapped out as it is, it hasnt let me down yet. So onwards dear agony people. How can I keep the interior of the old girl cool whilst out and about in the summer on the beaches, soaking up those rays with my tired and wrinkled torso, without having to leave the window up, or down and subject to thieves? They are everywhere you know. How can I keep the car cool enough, so that when I sit in her to return to the pile, I doesnt scorch ones bum.
There, embarrassing I know. But that is my problem. Can anyone help this tired old fool?
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