The muse descended on me! Here's a bit of free verse doggerel.....
Sitting here at my desk
In the buff
It occurred to me that
No wars have ever been fought
By soldiers who were
E n t i r e l y
Naked.
Ergo,
It seems to me,
If everybody
In the whole world became
N a t u r i s t
The chances of war
Would be
Considerably diminished.