In the drop down menu under 'Fitness' (I'm talking 'profile' here. btw) there are just two options which may be very loosely appropriate: 'I am big boned' and 'I could do with losing a few pounds' (approx that one).
The fact is that neither really fit. I need a choice that says 'Fat git and don't give a toss' or something similar.
Oh dear! Life is just too full of worrying confusions these days. Think I'll have a comfort biscuit.