From the Metro newspaper today....
Croatia.
A sunbather was left writhing in agony when his testicles became trapped between slats of wood in his deckchair. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked in the sea and returned to the wooden chair but his private parts slipped through two slats and got stuck. He had to call beach maintenance staff on his mobile phone in naturist hotspot (sic) Valalta, near Rovinj, in the country's west. The workers cut the deckchair in half and released Mr Visnjic, who hobbled away in relief.
Let that be a lesson to us menfolk out there.
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