A husband has just stepped out of the shower one morning and says to his wife “Phew! it’s warm today, what do you think the neighbours would say if I cut the lawn just like this?”
His wife looks him up and down and thinks for a moment and then says “Well Dear, I would think they’d say I married you for your money”
(Thanks to Sarah Kennedy MBE on BBC Radio 2 on 26/1/2006)
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