Did you hear about the Mother Superior, well ....
The Mother Superior is testing a Nun. She asks the nun what she would do if she was acosted by a man. 'I'd tell him to drop his pants' the nun replies, 'then I would lift my habit.'
The Mother Superior is shocked, but composes herself to ask the nun what she would do next.
'I'd scarper, the nun explains. 'I can run faster with my habit up than he could with his pants down.'
A second story in the same idiem, is the about paying attention when people talk to you.......
A lady makes an appointment with her GP for the second time in a fortnight.
'You look paler and more exhausted than the last time I saw you,' the Doctor frowns.
He asks 'Are you having three meals a day as I advised?'
'What?' the lady gasps. 'Didn't you say three males a day?.
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